thatniceguynamedpaul: Imagine how much the world would be a better place to live in if we only fall in love with people who can love us back.
slapmytitties: What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
turn-it-up-tune-them-out: artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
gameandwatch: you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring